How to Keep Your Husband Interested.

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I was reading an article a few days ago, the source escapes me but it was of the self-help, feel good variety. There was a piece entitled ‘How to keep your husband interested’. Which, despite not having a husband to speak of, I felt compelled to read. Surely this would entail some good, solid advice which I would then be able to translate into my everyday life and use in conjunction with prosperity and closeness in my own personal relationships. 

The six point of advice, in order to secure the interest of your husband, were as follows - 


  • Communication
  • Similar interests
  • Date night
  • Trying something different
  • Family time 

Well, I won’t deny I felt a little short changed by the ‘advice’ supplied. And though I appreciate all of the above to be helpful factors within a happy marriage, any darn fool could see there is one vital thing missing. SEX, my friends, sex is what will keep your husband interested!

You see here’s the thing, it is my belief that men, at times, can be simple creatures. Their likes include food, blow jobs and an easy life. Their dislikes include, communication, date nights and family time. 
This list will not make your husband more interested in you, hell no! it will see him running to the nearest pub to get blind drunk and spend his monthly wages on 4 hours in a lap dancing club! 
I jest of course, but actually, sex within a relationship should be up there on the list, after all, without it what do you have? A friendship, which is all well and good but changes the entire dynamics of your marriage and, unless he’s impotent or asexual, will often result in trouble in them there hills. 

So your marriage is drying up and your worried your husband is looking elsewhere. What must you do? 

  • Communicate.

Yes, talk, but don’t nag. Don’t ask him whats wrong, don’t ask him if you’ve done something, and for Christ’s sake don’t ask him if he’s going off you. If he wasn’t then he will now. Chat casually about football, food and blow jobs. Perhaps spice up the conversation a bit with introducing a new topic ‘How do you fancy having a week away with the boys?’ or ‘You know what, I’ve been thinking about anal sex a lot recently, do you fancy giving it a go?’ that kind of thing.

  • Similar interests. 
 According to our adviser a great way to keep your husband on his feet is to tell him about interests and hobbies you have, see if he’d like to try them, get involved with a group you have joined or a new project you have started for example. Are you fucking kidding me?? Your husband doesn’t want to sit round talking shit about books or learning how to Salsa dance, he wants to get laid! 

  • Date night 
… and we all know what comes after a good one of those.

  • Trying something different.
May I suggest group sex, dogging or anal sex, which, in perfect synchronicity, would be killing two birds with one stone. Communicate to your lover that you’ve been thinking about a bit of back door action then try something different by bending over and doing it. Beautiful. 

And finally … Family time.

Yep, I’ll bet that’s what he’s thinking. 5 days a week working in a crumby job he hates, home to a wife who won’t shut up, what would stop him from buying a one way ticket to Thailand? That’s it!  The weekend with a screaming toddler and a sulky teenager. No, this is not the answer my friends. That’s not to suggest that quality family time doesn’t have a place but seriously, if you want your husband to be more interested in you, allocating him extra babysitting hours is not the answer. 

The answer is simple. Buy some great underwear, have a few drinks, and fuck the life out of him. Be fun again, be sexy, confident and reckless. Trust me *this* will interest him. 

Tsk, what a waste I’m not a wife. 
katyHow to Keep Your Husband Interested.

3 Comments on “How to Keep Your Husband Interested.”

  1. Bart

    Hot sex definitely works for me :).
    Maybe your next blog post should be on “How long should one wait before having anal sex!”

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